1.I am the world record holder for farthest rubberband shooting. 2.I have been traveling internationaly as an ambassador since I was 13. 3.I can eat a whole pizza by myself.
I'm gunna go with the easiest one and say you can't eat a whole pizza!
I'm thinking that it's a bit of a stretch to have been an ambassador since you were 13!
Eating a whole pizza is possible and traveling internationally as an ambassador is more believable than being a world record-holding rubberband shooter! So, I'm going to have to call you out on the rubberband one.
But I don't doubt that you can eat a whole pizza. So can my roommate and she's 4'10"! Perhaps while youre all loaded up on pepperoni and extra cheese, you learned to fling rubberbands further than anyone else on earth. So I'll give you credit for that. I think the ambassador bit is a stretch, so that must be your lie.
i'm going with failurebydesign on this one and saying that you ain't no ambassador! though i'd love to know how you became a band-flinging champion... do you have a sash or something?
yeh i have to get in on this secret!